As you know, brokers are very popular characters of trade jokes. So, here’s another one of a kind for you.

The managing director of a large brokerage company made a surprise visit at the sales department’s floor. After a quick tour he reckoned that someone was standing near the trading secretary, doing nothing and just whisting some song. The director turned angry and red, approached the guy and asked him:
– What’s your salary, young man?
– Around $800 a week, – replied the guy.

The managing director pulled out $800 from his pocket, gave it to the guy and shouted: “Here’s your salary. Take it, leave now, and never come back!”. The guy took the money and went away. After regaining calmness, the director turned to the floor manager and asked him: “How comes you hire such a lousy person for the sales department?” The floor manager answered:”Well, he doesn’t work here. He is just the pizza delivery boy…”

Celebrate Christmas with a smile! Let trade jokes help you to be in excellent mood all the time! Merry Christmas and happy trading to all you guys!

GFSignals are thinking about their clients and at this rate we provide Forex SMS signals for all the users of the service. At the moment quite many people are trading via their phone and have possibility to stay in front of their PC all day long. That’s why GFSignals gives people an opportunity to receive real-time signals by the means of SMS. In order to get high-quality and reliable signals given by our traders on your mobile phone via SMS, you just have to do a couple of easy things:

1. Register on GFSignals. It is quiet easy and completely free.

2. Choose a Forex signal provider and subscribe to him.

3. Contact your mobile operator and get to know what your SMS e-mail is. All mobile operators provide this feature for their customers. You just need to ask the operator about that.

4. Go to your “Profile” on GFSignals. If you want to get the full Forex SMS signals to your mobile phone, then place the SMS e-mail you’ve got from your mobile operator in the column “Signals notification 1”. If you want to receive on your phone just notifications about trading signals, then place it into “Signals notification 2” column. After that click “Change” button and then update the profile.

Hooray! Everything is as simple as that! Now you are able to trade via your cell-phone without staying by your PC all the time. GFSignals makes the life of its clients easier. Our talented team are doing their best in order to provide only high-quality service for the users. And our implementing this new Forex SMS signals service is another proof of that!

This week we are glad to announce a couple of systems, that are performing just according to our principle of “3Ps”, each “p” stands for profitable, promising and popular. These signals providers are really showing good results at the moment. This is not about trade jokes, the performance of traders can just excite you.

Intraday Power!

For example PowerPips Forex intraday trading strategy, which has already provided the account growth of more than 109% to all subscribers! Win ratio of 89% and using only 1 lot for trading are excellent proofs of reliable money-management. And another intraday trading forex strategy called Forexflyers is also performing pretty nice, providing not only tremendous account growth of 71%, but also brilliant risk-control. You want the proofs? There you are! Win ratio is 92% and the positions can be opened with one lot only! Maybe that’s why these systems are so popular among the traders?

Genius of trading!

At the same time it is necessary to admit, that Eynshteyn’s trading is continuing going straight to reaching the highest aims. Just have a look at the results – the account growth of more than 58% combined with one-lot trading and max drawdown ever made of 6.3% only. Isn’t that the signals provider people have been looking for years?

By the way, haven’t you forget that now everybody of you is able to get the signals executed on their account completely for free? Yes, guys, now you can forget about e-mails, VPS, EAs and other useless stuff. Kick it out of your life and just enjoy the profit driven to your account account by our signals providers with the help of our brand new and top-notch Forex automatic trading!

Get the stability!

And if a person is looking for really stable and long-lasting investment, we also have something to offer. Hawks fundamental analysis signals are exactly what such people need. Max drawdown ever made is as low as 2.8%, win ratio as high as 87%. And to crown it all these absolutely safe signals have increased the accounts of subscribers by more than 32%. Amazing! Go and get the subscription to your wealth with right now!

Hello guys! Amazing news for you! Our Forex signals providers continue to break all possible records! Just look at the Magic78 Momentum trade System, which has increased the account by 88% in only 5 weeks! It is incredible! Win ratio of 100%! No unprofitable trades at all! That’s real financial blitzkrieg! The trading is done with one lot only and the minimum amount a person requires to follow the signals is $500! Subscribe now and get your accounts increased!

Double, please!

Another system to talk about is PowerPips Forex intraday trading strategy, which is already quite popular. By the way, last week the accounts of all subscribers to its signals were doubled! And that’s only for 17 weeks of performance! The win ratio counts 88% and trading is done exclusively with one lot, which is to tell about excellent risk-management. So, join the army of lucky subscribers to PowerPips signals!

Promising and popular

Then it is necessary to tell you some words about the systems, that have gathered quite big number of subscribers though being pretty young. For example Spoutnik intermediate term trends strategy is beloved for the account growth of 66% for only 8 weeks of performance. And market fundamentals signals of Bolykay system are famous for its stable results and excellent risk-management.

Extra-stable

Finally we would like to draw your attention to the Forex signals providers, having really stable results. And one to talk about here is Hawks fundamental analysis signals. The account growth counts 28%, but the drawdown ever made is as low as 2.8%. Win ratio is 85%, which is another proof of brilliant risk-management. So, if the stability is the main factor you consider in the signal – that system is for you.

GFSignals Lifestyle

At the moment we are holding great campaigns! One of our best providers is giving out his currency trading signals completely for free for the whole December! What is more, you can have the signals executed on your account automatically with the help of our brand-new Forex automatic trading! So, take the advantage of the offers and be success with best Forex signals providers!

Another example of good trade jokes for you guys:

Early morning. A trader is woken up by the sound of an alarm clock. The trader looks at the clock and sees 7 a.m. there. “Ah! It gonna be a reverse soon!” – says the trader and falls asleep again.

So, start your trading day with a smile at good trade jokes and be a success on Forex market! Happy trading to you guys!

WARNING! FREE SIGNALS BY BEST PROVIDERS!

Hello guys! We are really glad to tell you, that we have excellent news for you! At first it is necessary to inform you, that one of the most popular signals providers Muney is giving out his trading signals for free in December! You can get a whole month of free Forex signals by the provider, who has no unprofitable months throughout his trading history and whose drawdown is as low as 6.6%. Hurry up and get a free subscription now!

Doubled account in 16 weeks!

At the same time we would like to admit the result of PowerPips Forex intraday trading strategy, whose subscribers have doubled their accounts already! Just for 16 weeks of trading the account growth of this system counts about 100%. Considering win ratio of 89% and maximum one lot used in trading we can say, that the risk-management of this provider is just brilliant! What are you waiting for? Get a subscription and have the signals executed on your account with our Forex automatic trading service!

Formidable profitability

And Utusk Forex trading strategy is continuing to break all the imaginable borders of possible profit. At the moment the account growth of his system is more than 450%, which means that he has set another record. No trade jokes, it is really so! The system is performing about 2 years and it is respected by great number of Forex gurus all over the world, because very few people can boast of account growth of 450% for rather short period of time. So, join the army of Utusk’s happy subscribers and get profit!

Hello guys! This time we have great amount of dazzling news for you all! At first we would like to announce that our brand new Forex automatic trading has been just launched! Yes, it is real! Now you can just open an account with AVA FX and have the signals by any of our trading systems executed there directly without using VPS, Expert Advisors or some other stuff! And by the way, we don’t charge any fees for automatic signals execution! Don’t miss that chance! Open an account with AVA FX and contact us for further information!

Then it is necessary to tell you, that at the moment the most popular trading system on the service – Utusk Forex trading strategy is breaking another record. At the moment the account growth of all the subscribers, having followed the signals, counts about 200% just THIS YEAR! That’s what is called really good performance. This week is not an exception and another 10% were added to all subscribers accounts! And by the way, Utusk has given explanations of his recent performance in our blog and told some interesting facts about his trading system. Read the freshest info now!

At the same time Muney trading signals are continuing the lossless race. Another profitable week again is not an exciting thing now, because his performance is totally profitable. Stunning risk-management (max drawdown ever made is 6.6% only) and stable account growth – what else do the subscribers need? They need FREE SIGNALS! And we are glad to announce, that in December everybody can get the signals by Muney without paying a cent! Register on GFSignals.com and grab this excellent offer!

Finally you should have a look at the comeback of great PowerPips Forex intraday trading strategy. At the moment his performance is making the financial analysts and market specialists all over the world admire his trading signals and keep silence. And what can they say when the account growth for only 15 weeks of performance counts more than 95% with the win ratio of 90%? And this is done with only one-lot trading! So, what are you waiting for? Go and get a subscription right now!

Starting Forex trading? Then we have an excellent offer for you! If you open an account with AVA FX, you will get a possibility to receive extra money on your account!

The point is, that AVA FX are driving bonus funds to the accounts of all new clients in order to help them to become success on the market. If you are going to open an account of more than $300, you will get a bonus of $75 on your account. If your account amount is between $1,000 and $10,000, up to $1,000 can be added to your account (depending on the investment size and deposit method). And if you decide to start with more than $10,000, you will get a heavy-weight bonus of $1,200. So, it is quite an advantageous offer for people, who are thinking of investing their funds into Forex trading.

At the same time don’t forget, that having opened an account with AVA FX you also will be able to have the signals, given by professional and experienced traders, executed on your account automatically! So, you can just kill two birds with one stone: increase your account and get Forex automatic trading! Such an excellent chance is really worth taking!

Howdy folks! This time we’d like to draw your attention to the most stable and profitable signals providers, who manage to perform successfully not depending on the situation on the Forex market. They make the accounts of their subscribers grow in spite of the economic crisis and different news releases.

Incredible account growth!

And the leader in that sphere is, of course, Utusk Forex trading strategy, who has become extremely popular recently because of brilliant results and reliable performance. All the people, following Utusk’s signals only this year have increased their accounts by 178%. The total account growth counts more than 423%. And the signals are really easy-to-execute and available for everybody – they can be followed on any account without special Forex material. Taking into consideration, that the positions are opened with one lot only, it can be also said, that the risk-management is brilliant.

Totally profitable!

At the same time it is necessary to tell you some words about the successful performance of Muney, whose trading signals are gaining more and more fans every day. The point is, that this signals provider can boast of having no unprofitable months in the whole Forex trading history! The graph of his account growth is creeping up and his risk-management (max drawdown throughout the performance is 6.6% only) makes people subscribe to his signals.

Fast and furious guy!

Finally some words should be also told about quite new, but extremely prospective signals provider called PowerPips. This Forex intraday trading strategy shows just shocking profitability combined with wise money-management. You want proofs? Here you are! The account growth counts more than 86% in 14 weeks of performance, win ratio counts 90% and all that is done with one lot only! What are you waiting for? Go and get your profit now! Subscribe to signals by professional Forex traders and be rich!

I know, that the job of a trader is really involving and gives us really much different emotions. And some people dedicate to financial market really much time, which can have not good impact on their life. Read about such case in one of our weekly trade jokes for making your mod better. Start new trading day with a smile – this helps to achieve success!

A trader comes home. There he meets his wife, dressed up in sexy clothing, wearing excellent make up and looking really hot. She gives him a rope and says: “Tie me up now and do whatever you want!”
The trader ties his wife to the bed, then takes a couple of beers out of the fridge, turns on his computer and MT4 and while doing that he’s mumbling: “TRADING, TRADING, TRADING!”