Hello everybody! Today we are going to give you the latest information about the most popular and perspective Forex signals providers! And the first trading system we’d like to tell you about is one called Freespace. At the moment it is quite popular among our clients because of stable results and pretty good profits. Just notice, the system has no unprofitable months in its trading history, which is also a sign of excellent risk-management. And another interesting point is the account growth of 45%

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As you know, brokers are very popular characters of trade jokes. So, here’s another one of a kind for you.

The managing director of a large brokerage company made a surprise visit at the sales department’s floor. After a quick tour he reckoned that someone was standing near the trading secretary, doing nothing and just whisting some song. The director turned angry and red, approached the guy and asked him:
– What’s your salary, young man?
– Around $800 a week, – replied the guy.

The managing director pulled out $800 from his pocket, gave it to the guy and shouted: “Here’s your salary. Take it, leave now, and never come back!”. The guy took the money and went away. After regaining calmness, the director turned to the floor manager and asked him: “How comes you hire such a lousy person for the sales department?” The floor manager answered:”Well, he doesn’t work here. He is just the pizza delivery boy…”

Celebrate Christmas with a smile! Let trade jokes help you to be in excellent mood all the time! Merry Christmas and happy trading to all you guys!

While the Christmas is getting closer and closer the results of our trading strategies are getting better and better. The profit driven to the accounts of the subscribers is really enormous, which makes all users of GFSignals really happy! An excellent example is high probability trading system called ECFundFX, which is 100% profitable at the moment, having NONE unprofitable trades throughout 10 weeks of performance! And the account growth for that period is 50%! Go and get your subscription right now in order not to lose such a chance!

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You know, there are some fun money facts, that can make people not only laugh out loud, but also excite. For example this piece of information about the funds in America. Look at the picture: this money was confiscated from one of the houses in Mexico a couple of years ago. The sum of more than $207,000,000 was earned by local drug-dealers in several years.

Can you imagine the size of drug-traffic there? I am pretty shocked, guys. And I don’t think that such not really fun money facts can be laughable now.

GFSignals are thinking about their clients and at this rate we provide Forex SMS signals for all the users of the service. At the moment quite many people are trading via their phone and have possibility to stay in front of their PC all day long. That’s why GFSignals gives people an opportunity to receive real-time signals by the means of SMS. In order to get high-quality and reliable signals given by our traders on your mobile phone via SMS, you just have to do a couple of easy things:

1. Register on GFSignals. It is quiet easy and completely free.

2. Choose a Forex signal provider and subscribe to him.

3. Contact your mobile operator and get to know what your SMS e-mail is. All mobile operators provide this feature for their customers. You just need to ask the operator about that.

4. Go to your “Profile” on GFSignals. If you want to get the full Forex SMS signals to your mobile phone, then place the SMS e-mail you’ve got from your mobile operator in the column “Signals notification 1”. If you want to receive on your phone just notifications about trading signals, then place it into “Signals notification 2” column. After that click “Change” button and then update the profile.

Hooray! Everything is as simple as that! Now you are able to trade via your cell-phone without staying by your PC all the time. GFSignals makes the life of its clients easier. Our talented team are doing their best in order to provide only high-quality service for the users. And our implementing this new Forex SMS signals service is another proof of that!

This week we are glad to announce a couple of systems, that are performing just according to our principle of “3Ps”, each “p” stands for profitable, promising and popular. These signals providers are really showing good results at the moment. This is not about trade jokes, the performance of traders can just excite you.

Intraday Power!

For example PowerPips Forex intraday trading strategy, which has already provided the account growth of more than 109% to all subscribers! Win ratio of 89% and using only 1 lot for trading are excellent proofs of reliable money-management. And another intraday trading forex strategy called Forexflyers is also performing pretty nice, providing not only tremendous account growth of 71%, but also brilliant risk-control. You want the proofs? There you are! Win ratio is 92% and the positions can be opened with one lot only! Maybe that’s why these systems are so popular among the traders?

Genius of trading!

At the same time it is necessary to admit, that Eynshteyn’s trading is continuing going straight to reaching the highest aims. Just have a look at the results – the account growth of more than 58% combined with one-lot trading and max drawdown ever made of 6.3% only. Isn’t that the signals provider people have been looking for years?

By the way, haven’t you forget that now everybody of you is able to get the signals executed on their account completely for free? Yes, guys, now you can forget about e-mails, VPS, EAs and other useless stuff. Kick it out of your life and just enjoy the profit driven to your account account by our signals providers with the help of our brand new and top-notch Forex automatic trading!

Get the stability!

And if a person is looking for really stable and long-lasting investment, we also have something to offer. Hawks fundamental analysis signals are exactly what such people need. Max drawdown ever made is as low as 2.8%, win ratio as high as 87%. And to crown it all these absolutely safe signals have increased the accounts of subscribers by more than 32%. Amazing! Go and get the subscription to your wealth with right now!

This time I will continue to post USD facts, that may be quite captivating. I have always wondered where Dollars are produced and what quantity of green papers is released every day. So, having done a little bit of research I have found out, that United States Dollars are manufactured only in two places – in the capital of the USA (Washington, DC) and also in the city of Fort Worth (Texas). About three thousand people are involved in the production on two plants.

At the same time it is necessary to admit that there are so many paper money printed, that every day 18 tons of ink is wasted for it. Can you imagine, how many paper Dollars gets out into the world every day? Frankly speaking, this is one of the most amazing USD facts I have ever heard. I think, that if the USA continues releasing such big number of money, their economy might just be blown up one day by the inflow of useless cash.

Hello guys! Amazing news for you! Our Forex signals providers continue to break all possible records! Just look at the Magic78 Momentum trade System, which has increased the account by 88% in only 5 weeks! It is incredible! Win ratio of 100%! No unprofitable trades at all! That’s real financial blitzkrieg! The trading is done with one lot only and the minimum amount a person requires to follow the signals is $500! Subscribe now and get your accounts increased!

Double, please!

Another system to talk about is PowerPips Forex intraday trading strategy, which is already quite popular. By the way, last week the accounts of all subscribers to its signals were doubled! And that’s only for 17 weeks of performance! The win ratio counts 88% and trading is done exclusively with one lot, which is to tell about excellent risk-management. So, join the army of lucky subscribers to PowerPips signals!

Promising and popular

Then it is necessary to tell you some words about the systems, that have gathered quite big number of subscribers though being pretty young. For example Spoutnik intermediate term trends strategy is beloved for the account growth of 66% for only 8 weeks of performance. And market fundamentals signals of Bolykay system are famous for its stable results and excellent risk-management.

Extra-stable

Finally we would like to draw your attention to the Forex signals providers, having really stable results. And one to talk about here is Hawks fundamental analysis signals. The account growth counts 28%, but the drawdown ever made is as low as 2.8%. Win ratio is 85%, which is another proof of brilliant risk-management. So, if the stability is the main factor you consider in the signal – that system is for you.

GFSignals Lifestyle

At the moment we are holding great campaigns! One of our best providers is giving out his currency trading signals completely for free for the whole December! What is more, you can have the signals executed on your account automatically with the help of our brand-new Forex automatic trading! So, take the advantage of the offers and be success with best Forex signals providers!

Another example of good trade jokes for you guys:

Early morning. A trader is woken up by the sound of an alarm clock. The trader looks at the clock and sees 7 a.m. there. “Ah! It gonna be a reverse soon!” – says the trader and falls asleep again.

So, start your trading day with a smile at good trade jokes and be a success on Forex market! Happy trading to you guys!

The situations happened to Forex traders in the real life are also quite often laughed at. Trade jokes show the personallity fo traders from different sides. So, read another joke about usual trader and laugh out loud.

A drunk trader is sitting in the bar. He stands up, comes to a waitress and asks her: “Would you agree to go to the hotel with me and continue the party there for $10.000?”
- Wow! Of course, my darling! – answers the waitress in a sexy voice.
- And for $100?
- How can you talk about such things to a woman, you pig?!
- Sorry mam, I’m just trying to determine the spread.

If you have some other intersting and captivating Forex trade jokes to tell, you can do it right here in the comments! All new and funny things will be appreciated! Come on guys!